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💉 blood-showers Follow

okay. but has anyone ever tried drinking their own blood? like from when they were alive?

🍷 nvrdrnk-wine Follow

how the fuck are they gonna do that? go back in fucking time?

💉 blood-showers Follow

no no like. before they turn they donate blood or something and have it stored in a blood bank, and then after they turn they break in and try it

let-me-in-let-me-in Follow

thats disgusting

🩸 fightmeorbiteme Follow

Friendly Reminder that taking blood from a blood bank is actually worse for humanity than feeding off humans directly.

💉 blood-showers Follow

can we not bring up blood bank ethics for five fucking minutes we’re talking about drinking your own human blood right now

🕷️ renfields-spider-collection Follow

wouldn’t it turn into dead mans blood? cuz you die when u turn? it’d fucking poison you

🧛‍♀️ fromthekarnsteintomb Follow

no but it was drawn before you died

human-guy-steve-deactivated2020

oh my god. my friends gonna sire me in a few weeks. i should fucking try it

🦇 sleepalldaypartyallnight Follow

@human-guy-steve its been 3 months is there an update????

💀 hung3r Follow

he’s been fucking destroyed…

🌙 thecollinscurse Follow

Well. There’s your answer.

🧛‍♂️ vampire-guy-steve Follow

still here! just remade lol

anyway.

that was fucking disgusting

juno-infernal:

juno-infernal:

juno-infernal:

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my little brother & i are having a scholarly debate about mornings

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he’s like if an enlightened sage was a 22 year old metalhead who likes to rollerblade in the house

catmask:

how are people mean to stuffed animals one time i was trying to clean up my room and tried to justify giving away a stuffed animal by saying ‘well its a little ugly’ and immediately i was just overwhelmed with monstrous guilt and i understood the concept of a catholic hell and i was going there

help-my-ocs-breached-containmen:

whatrfrogs:

the-apocrypha:

moveslikekeithrichards:

moveslikekeithrichards:

the role of the person in the passenger seat is not only navigator but secretary as well. you have to type up the drivers messages to random ladies on facebook about cbd cream & google whether that billy joel song was the theme song for that show or not

you also have to provide a henchmans disdainful scowl at whoever the driver is flipping off in the target parking lot

other assorted roles may include

  • retrieval team for objects in the backseat
  • custodian of the parking garage tickets
  • “All clear my way”
  • en-route dining concierge
  • announcing “Horses!” when there are horses

Don’t forget the Tommy Gun

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You should never forget the Tommy Gun

soberscientistlife:

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❤️🧡💛💚💙💜

rongzhi:

A mating dance (?)



A Message From Anonymous

Bumper sticker that says "I ATE THE BEST PUSSY OF MY LIFE AT THE OKLAHOMA RATTLESNAKE FESTIVAL"

sergle:

sergle:

hm. yeah I’ll post that

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